Can't stay on here for long...still got too much to do 88|
not least that I have to make my hair a lovely brown colour..I can't have the spanish boy saying "su pelo tiene una lνnea del blanco" ...
or as we know it 'Your roots are showing love'! lol

in the meantime

A COUPLE OF JOKES

A Yorkshire vet had finished for the day and to check there was no-one waiting shouted from his surgery into the waiting room
"Is there anyone left in there?"
A man replied "Only me, vet"
Vet asks "What is is?"
"Cat's reet poorly" came the reply.
Vet asks "Is it a Tom?"
"No, I brought it wi' me"

.................boom boom

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The works' boss, "Young Mr Peter" had to tell old Joe it was time for him to retire after 60 years with the firm.
The old man was indignant:
"So, it's come to this, 'as it? Ah'm not wanted any longer?
Ah worked for thi dad, thi grandad and 'is dad an' all.
Ah tell thi what lad, if Ah'd known this job weren't going to be permanent, Ah'd nivver 'ahe tekken it on".

..................groan