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  • Popping grapes

    It is now already New Years Day in some countries with the fireworks over Sydney Harbour Bridge having taken place with the usual aplomb. Reports are coming in to say that fireworks displays in Liverpool, Newcastle and Glasgow have been cancelled due to the bad weather. Edinburgh is reported to be going ahead with it's usual street party as it takes more than rain and gales to stop the party there.
    Brighton is intending to go ahead with it's beach party hosted by Fat Boy Slim and i'll be sat in my cosy warm house watching tele with chocolates and nuts at my side, oh and maybe a bunch of grapes:D
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    *Popping Grapes*

    New year is celebrated differently around the world, we all know about the gatherings in Edinburgh, London and New York but one of my favourite traditions is held at the Puerta Del Sol in Madrid. When the clock strikes midnight the spanish eat 12 grapes, one with every toll to bring good luck for 12 months for the new Year, often the grapes are washed down with wine. Theatre productions and movies which are taking place when the clock strikes twelve are interrupted to carry out this custom.
    A few years ago a lady from my spanish language class attended this event in Madrid and after waiting patiently for nearly an hour she nearly missed it, for as it nudged twelve o' clock there was that much noise coming from the crowd that she couldn't hear the clock strike midnight and only realised she should start popping grapes when she saw everyone else doing it!

  • Some spanish translation for Welshceltgirl and Marikasunseeker and any other budding spanish language students

    I still can't believe that I actually made the decision to go stay with 'the spanish family' for a month. I sometimes have lapses of self doubt despite my bluff at the foyer entrance so receiving these warm emails reassured me that it would be alright.

    From the abuela (grandma)

    Querida isadora: no quiero que pase este momento, porque es el momento mágico del año, para nosotros y también para ti, Navidad y toda la gente quiere desearse felicidad y por supuesto también nosotros.
    Enhorabuena por la graduación de tu niña, ella es una esplendida mujer, parecida a ti ¿no es así?
    Yo estoy muy contenta por tu viaje aquí.Yo espero hacer algún viaje por la Nación.
    Adiós isadora.
    Feliz Navidad
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    From the parents of los ninos (children)

    Hola isadora, te deseamos unas Felices Navidades y un Prospero Año Nuevo a ti y tu familia.
    Muchas Gracias por el libro a los niños les ha gustado mucho.
    Tenemos muchas ganas de verte y ya tienes lista tu habitación.
    Muchos Besos
    Angel Virginia Patricia Rodrigo

  • It was an impulse, just ten years later.

    Ten years after my planned trip to Egypt in 1997 was cancelled by the tour operater due to the Luxor massacre, I have just gone and booked two weeks in Egypt for t'old man and myself:DD
    This morning I saw the beautiful photo of the Gaza pyramid on Teri_R's goodwords blog and it so inspired me that I got to thinking that it was time I finally got around to seeing them. We will be based at Sharm El Sheikh but we intend to visit Cairo and stay for three or four days there. (Tips needed anyone).
    I finish work for ten weeks on the 14th January, we go to Egypt on the 18th and return on 1st Feb.
    I will be going to Valladolid on the 27th february 'til 27th March and return to work on 30th March :D
    It's finally coming together and there will still be time to go go to Hong kong for the chinese new year on the 18th February....if only I can twist t'old man's arm that is.:roll:

  • Now What!

    Aaaargh, I decided to have a go at applying the new design system and being a bit of a technophobe it will be a trial and error job!
    I tried to put my header back on my 'Snippets' blog and it has appeared as the background on my main blog LOL,
    I think I may need to put up a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign as this may take quite a while.

    --------
    one and a quarter hours later.

    I think i'll stay with a plain white background for now as i'm too tired to bother anymore tonight..at least I got my fresco back to it's rightful place at the top of my 'Snippets' blog :)

  • At the end of the day.

    We've had a lovely day,
    dinner went well with the roast beef cooked concurrently with the filo Pastry,chestnutty, aubergine type thing that was also created with the assistance of Lulu.
    Bella and I both received an African beaded necklace from Lulu which was handmade by an old lady in Sowetta (for the passing tourist trade perhaps, but lovely nevertheless):D
    I dragged Bella to the computer to take a look at my blog and see the bunny video.
    "Tacky"!! she said on looking at my header and on watching the bunny video she retorted "You must waste hours looking at rubbish on the internet":crazy:
    Heheheh..she has a point.. but they are my hours to waste, i'm just glad that she is in gainful employment and hasn't the time to wile away her hours willynilly :DD

    Anyway if you notice a change of style in the new year, it might just be me trying to be less Tacky.
    If I knew how to be that is:))

  • I am an Empress...you'd better believe it

    Thanks for the link Lady Welshceltgirl :)

    Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:

    Empress Isadora the Laconic of Brompton Underfoot

  • An afternoon in Leeds

    'A Christmas Carol' by The Northern Ballet Theatre, the UK’s leading touring narrative dance company, was a delight to watch in their home base city Leeds.
    Their distinctive blend of classical ballet and theatre makes for a successful production everytime. I remember when they first performed A Christmas Carol around ten years ago when Christopher Gable was the artistic director, then, for all their professionalism they were not taken seriously as a heavy weight ballet company due to the theatrical emphasis in the productions. Regardless they have gone from strength to strength as the foremost touring ballet company in Britain and judging by the stage sets, the costumes and the sheer professionalism and expertise of the company I can see why.
    All in all I have had a most enjoyable day in The city of Leeds, it is the first time I have ventured into the hustle and bustle of Christmas this year (apart from the supermarket) and I was surprised how festive it felt. It was a crisp clear day but a glint of sun made it pleasant as we ate our pizza on a bench in the city centre listening to a brass band playing carols.
    A cup of cappuchino in a cafe for my friend and I while we caught up on the gossip, before we went on to the theatre.
    Three hours later We left the theatre with a warm glow and the Christmas lights twinkling above us. Yep, I think i'm ready for Xmas now.

  • Have a nice day

    Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles-
    A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself.

    An unexpected phone call from an old friend.

    Green stoplights on your way to work or shop.

    I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in...

    The fastest line at the grocery store.

    A good sing along song on the radio.

    Your keys right where you look.

    I wish you a day of happiness and perfection-little
    bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the funny
    feeling that the Lord is smiling on you,
    holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare.
    I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.

    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

    Send this phrase to the people you'll never forget

    It's a short message to let them know that you'll never forget them.
    If you don't send it to anyone, it means you're in too much of a hurry and that you've probably forgotten your friends.

    Can't stop, i'm on my way to the Leeds Grand for my special Christmas Theatre treat...I'm going to see the Northern Ballet's production of A Christmas Carol

    hasta Luego XX

  • The love is in the preparation

    They say that nothing says loving like something you've made with your own hands, especially the good old fashioned pot on the stove, flour on your face, apron askew and stirring up a storm kinda cooking.
    They say it's the thought that counts, the other person was on your mind and in your heart.. You planned ahead and that proves it!
    So I felt good today. Neither me or t'old man had anything pressing to attend to today so I decided to cook one of the beef joints which I bought yesterday.
    I could have sworn it was a Sunday as we spent the day indoors with the potatoes and the roast in the oven, I even pushed the boat out and made Yorkshire puds.
    It's a long time since i've cooked a full joint of meat 'cos since the homestead became an empty nest I have become very lazy and usually resort to cooking Pork chops or chicken fillets when meat is required.
    I've even started googling for innovative vegetarian dish recipes to cook along with the roast on Christmas day.
    Yes Sirree, the love is in the heart, the planning is in the process and I am really looking forward to being mother hen on Christmas day.
    I never thought i'd ever say that i'd be pleased to be slaving over a hot stove again, for after spending over 30 years cooking meals every day for the family (approx. 10950 meals) I was mighty relieved when that millstone was lifted.
    I trained t'old man to make his own stews in the slow cooker and they usually last him a couple of days whilst I can happily live on pasta.

  • An Easy Quiz

    WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ
    (Passing requires 4 correct answers)

    1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    8) What color is a purple finch?

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

    Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below.

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    ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

    1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

    116 years

    2) Which country makes Panama hats?

    Ecuador

    3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

    Sheep and Horses

    4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

    November

    5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

    Squirrel fur

    6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

    7) What was King George VI's first name?

    Albert

    8) What color is a purple finch?

    Crimson

    9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

    New Zealand

    10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

    Orange [of course]

    What do you mean, you failed? Me too! I got three.

  • Carnivore V veggie

    Christmas is usually a fairly low key affair in our house. Bella has always been at home before but Lulu normally works shifts (nursing) over the xmas period so she previously popped in to see us as and whenever she could. This year though, being the first year Bella has been living away from home properly, (I received a card with "from both of us" on it..another first!), she and Lulu have got their heads together and have decided to descend on me for Christmas day dinner.
    This, I am very pleased about, 'cos t'old man is returning for another stint in Norway on the 27th so it will be good for us all to be together before he goes.
    There will be six of us for dinner then, three meat eaters and three vegetarians :-/ I normally just grill a lamb flavoured quorn fillet along with our normal Christmas dinner when there's just the two meat eaters and one vegetarian, but seeing as it is equal numbers this year, I feel I must make a bit more of an effort.
    I went down to the supermarket for a pre Christmas shop this morning and joints of beef are on special offer at half price (not whoopsied, it's a genuine promotion and they are flying off the shelves) so I bought three nice sized joints and decided not to have turkey this year but to have beef instead. The left over cold meat will be useful for making t'old man some sandwiches while he is travelling to Norway.
    Now what about the vegetarians :??: This is where I am stumped, apart from nut cutlets and quorn joints I can't think of what else to give them which goes with roast parsnips and brussel sprouts.
    If anyone has any other creative but simple ideas they will be gratefully considered :yes:

  • Bare faced cheek.

    It was busy, much busier than I expected but not as bad as it is gonna get:-/
    About 5 o'clock there was 'slight' lull and I managed to have a bit of a chat with a few people without being bombarded with questions like "can we borrow a wheelchair, how does this photo booth work, can you change me this £1 for the telephone, have you get any xmas trees left?

    I was just beginning to feel a warm glow as the end of my shift was coming ever closer and was enjoying a joke with the young guy who kept bringing in the boxes of beer for the display. Poor lad, as soon as he was filling it up they were disappearing as they were at the bargain price of three boxes of beer for £22 instead of £9.98 a box!
    Anyway, there we were having a laugh when out of the corner of my eye I spied two women sail past me and out the door. They moved quite quickly and I sensed something fishy. I know, no carrier bags, lots of shopping and no carrier bags. Now sometimes customers do get their shopping without taking carrier bags but I suspected that this wasn't the case here and as i'm not authorised to challenge anyone I quickly phoned "Security" but the only colleague manning the cameras was only in the canteen! wasn't she.
    I said to the b.w.s. colleague "Quick,follow them and see whereabouts in the car park they head for while we check on camera if they've been through a till or not" so Off he went only to return less than two minutes later with the full trolley load of groceries, mainly expensive joints of meat.

    The twosome had realised we were on to them and half way across the car park realised they were being followed so they abandoned it and ran off into the darkness.
    When the security colleague arrived a minute later, there we were slapping each other on the back and congratulating ourselves on deterring a theft which proved to be worth £194. The manager appeared in the foyer and said "Well done"

    Later on we were somewhat deflated though, for when the camera footage was played back, it was revealed that the two women had two male accomplices who were lingering behind them in the foyer. They discreetly watched us revelling in our glory then when the security colleague pushed the booty back into the store, the males made a dash for it ...with another FULL load of unpaid for shopping!!!!

    Oh well, you can't win them all:oops::oops:

  • perishable or non perishable, as the case may be.

    It's the penultimate weekend before Christmas and i'm just about to head out to go to the supermarket for my last shift for this week.
    I expect the car park to be full yet the supermarket inside to be relatively steady.
    Historically at this time of year most shoppers will be heading into town to purchase their xmas presents and they use the car park as a 'park and ride' convenience, making it nigh on impossible for supermarket customers to find a parking space.
    Most customers have bought most of their supermarket non-perishable goods by now but next weekend WILL be an entirely different story as everyone will be wanting their perishable goods, i.e. fruit,veg,meat and bread. Wish me luck that my prediction is correct, I could do with a steady afternoon today :crazy:

    Catch you later and i'll let you know;)

  • as long as the sharks don't get them!

    Today My eldest daughter and her husband celebrate their birthdays, a peculiar co-incidence that they share te same day although they were not born in the same year.
    Every year since they met they have made plans so that they are on holiday on this day.  This year as I have mentioned in previous posts they are in South Africa.  I have received a text to say that they have now left the 'Lion Park' and have flown to Cape Town to spend the last couple of days enjoying themselves before they fly home.  On the itinerary today they will be shark diving, she has told me not to worry as they will be in a cage snorkelling and hopefully the great whites will be on the other sideMeanwhile, I have been supervising the tiler at the "building site" who I might add has made an excellent job of tiling the bathroom, and this morning t'old man went down to let the plumbers in so he can install the central heating system before they come home.

    I'm pleased they have splashed out and acheived another of their dreams for I fear this could be the last adventure for them for quite a while... as mortgages and house renovations don't pay for themselves!

  • Intimate strangers

    I have just finished writing the last of my Christmas cards(I thought i'd better had)the last one was an afterthought.

    Every week, on the same day, at the same time for the last two years whilst I have been working I have exchanged pleasanteries in the foyer with a nice young couple in their early thirties. The male borrows one of our mobility scooters and explained that he has had a congenital disease from birth and healtwise he has his ups and downs. I know they like organic food, I know the type of films they watch, I know when they are going on holiday and won't be shopping and they've recently told me that after living together for six years they are finally going to get married early in the new year.
    I've never ever seen them outside the supermarket and have no idea where they live, although I know all about their lifestyle I didn't even know their names, until they handed me a Christmas card that is,...Alan and Sarah, they are...Yes, the names fit:)
    They knew my name of course...it's splashed in LARGE letters on my greeter's badge:(

    I suddenly realised there are all sorts of "strangers" who I probably see more often and know more about than some of my friends:yes:

    There's the grandpa who shops regularly with his small grand-daughter. I know all about her best friend and that her nursery teacher is called Miss Wrigglesworth , I am on intimate terms with her favourite teddy and I know that she likes icecream.
    There's the middle-aged guy who speaks to me like i've known him all his life, he works at a funeral parlour, a job he started when he became redundant (redundant from what,I don't know), he wears one of those Aussie hats that sometimes has corks on, he likes to wear it because his eldest daughter has emigrated to Australia and he bought it when he visited her there two years ago.

    It's peculiar how I know all these intimate facts, (but not their names or where they live), about so many different people who in essence are really strangers.
    Maybe I should formally introduce myself.
    That's what you get for saying "hello" in a supermarket foyer:DD

    Post script:
    I wonder what happened to the elderly lady with bone cancer who came in regularly as clockwork ever week for two years (often in severe pain) with her husband, daughter and grandson. Her daughter's husband was the landlord of a pub and he didn't treat his wife very well, the little boy was the apple of his nan's eye and had just started school last term etc, etc.
    They haven't been in for the last three months, it's possible i'll never see her again.

  • How many more?

    Five found dead in Ipswich now!
    Those poor wretched girls...no matter what they did in life they didn't deserve to die like this !!!!!!
    I remember the fear in Yorkshire when Peter Sutcliffe was on the loose.
    Take care all of you out there.

  • Yorkshire Airlines...a rare treat.

    This Youtube 'Hale and Pace' video has been going around for a while now but i've only just come across it. I enjoyed it so much I thought i'd post it even if some of you have already seen it
    :)):D:))

    Don't ever say us Yorkshire folk can't laugh at oursens :DD:DD:DD

  • Jack the dark horse

    T'old man came in from the pub and handed me a card
    "There you go love, if we ever get to go to Thailand here's a cheap place to stay, only £11 a night for a 3* hotel".:yes:
    "Where did you get this card from" I enquired
    "You remember me telling you about old Jack? Well, he's just come back from there, that's the fifth time he's visited now" 88|

    Hotel card_WEB

    I looked at it quite interestedly then I scrutinised it further..."Friendly Girls!, friendly girls? What the heck would I want with friendly girls" :??:

    T'old man cracked out laughing, "Well the frisky old dark house him, he never told me it said that":DD

  • A little light reading

    Two Great Stories - BOTH TRUE - and worth reading!

    STORY NUMBER ONE:
    Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder.
    Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was his lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time. To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but also, Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago City block.
    Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him.
    Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothes, cars, and a good education. Nothing was withheld. Price was no object and, despite his involvement with organized crime, Eddie even tried to teach him right from wrong. Eddie wanted his son to be a better man than he was. Yet, with all his wealth and influence, there were two things he couldn't give his son; he couldn't pass on a good name or a good example.
    One day, Easy Eddie reached a difficult decision. Easy Eddie wanted to rectify wrongs he had done. He decided he would go to the authorities and tell the truth about Al "Scarface" Capone, clean up his tarnished name, and offer his son some semblance of integrity. To do this, he would have to testify against The Mob, and he knew that the cost would be great.
    So, he testified. Within the year, Easy Eddie's life ended in a blaze of gunfire on a lonely Chicago Street. But in his eyes, he had given his son the greatest gift he had to offer, at the greatest price he could ever pay. Police removed from his pockets a rosary, a crucifix, a religious medallion, and a poem clipped from a magazine. The poem read:

    The clock of life is wound but once,
    And no man has the power
    To tell just when the hands will stop
    At late or early hour.
    Now is the only time you own.
    Live, love, toil with a will.
    Place no faith in time.
    For the clock may soon be still.

    STORY NUMBER TWO
    World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was
    sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly, he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet.

    As he was returning to the mother ship he saw something that turned his blood cold: a squadron of Japanese aircraft were speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie, and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor could he warn the fleet of the approaching dan ger.
    There was only one thing to do. He must somehow divert them from the fleet. Laying aside all thoughts of personal safety, he dove into the
    formation of Japanese planes.. Wing-mounted 50 caliber's blazed as he charged in, attacking one surprised enemy plane and then another. Butch wove in and out of the now broken formation and fired at as many planes as possible until all his ammunition was finally spent. Undaunted, he continued the assault. He dove at the planes, trying to clip a wing or tail in hopes of damaging as many enemy planes as possible and rendering them
    unfit to fly.
    Finally, the exasperated Japanese squadron took off in another direction. Deeply relieved, Butch O'Hare and his tattered fighter limped back to the carrier. Upon arrival, he reported in and related the event
    surrounding his return. The film from the gun-camera mounted on his plane told the tale. It showed the extent of Butch's daring attempt to protect his fleet. He had, in fact, destroyed five enemy aircraft.

    This took place on February 20, 1942, and for that action Butch became the Navy's first Ace of W.W.II , and the first Naval Aviator to win the Congressional Medal of Honor.

    A year later Butch was killed in aerial combat at the age of 29.

    His home town would not allow the memory of this WW II hero to fade, and today, O'Hare Airport in Chicago is named in tribute to the courage of
    this great man.
    So, the next time you find yourself at O'Hare International, give some thought to visiting Butch's memorial displaying his statue and his Medal of Honor. It's located between Terminals 1 and 2.

    SO WHAT DO THESE TWO STORIES HAVE TO DO WITH EACH OTHER?.........well
    Butch O'Hare was "Easy Eddie's" son.

  • Agency security guards drafted in .

    We have two agency security guards drafted in over the Christmas period, one of whom was standing in the foyer close to me, we got chatting and in the space of five minutes he had divulged the following info about himself.
    He was 25 years old, born in Somali but his family left there when he was five years old, they went to Belgium where he stayed for 16 years. He spoke German and Dutch as well as English, he decided to come to England because it was better than France or Germany to make money, he was getting married next year and wants 12 children.:crazy:
    When a uniformed police officer came in to do some shopping, the young guard then proceeded to tell me how when he first arrived in England he spent three years dodging police 'cos he was driving without insurance or a licence 88|
    He was one very friendly chatty young store security guard...perhaps too chatty :roll:

    can't wait for the next shift when we're on together to get the next episode of his life :))

  • Soup too.

    "Look Olive", says Popeye "that nice Isadora has made t'old man some of his favourite carrot and tomato soup as well as a shepherds pie"
    "Oh yes", replies Olive "but why has she made two shepherd's pies?"
    "The other one will be for that Mr Flipkicker, i'm sure I heard her say she'd send him some"

  • What's it all about?

    What is it with football fans?
    Bella phoned to say "Hello" she's just on her way out to go to the shops.
    Me....."How's things in 'paradise'"?
    Bella.."Oh fine but he'll be going to football with his dad later, it's Man U against Man City"
    Me.....That's alright then you'll have nice afternoon shopping"
    Bella..." Humph...yes but i've warned him that if Man U lose then he'd better not be in a sulk 'cos i'm cooking a nice tea, he can get in a real bad mood when they lose and he hardly speaks 88|"
    Me....."Never mind love, let the men do what they want to do( except for chasing women), your Dad went to the pub every Saturday afternoon, same thing, sometimes returning in a good mood, sometimes bad...depending on state of play" :DD

    They get over it!!

  • Deadhead, I took the liberty of sending you a card.

    As most of you will know, One of my earliest blogfriends 'Deadhead' has been stressed to the limits this month preparing for his wedding in Australia (on the 21st) I think. He leaves in a day or two with all the family in tow, so here's a card to wish you bon voyage and good luck.

    pigsluck

    Please don't take offence, i'm sure you won't resemble the photo-card in the slightest! lol,
    We will want to see photos you know:yes:
    Wish Deadhead bon voyage here
    I am sure all your blog friends will join in in wishing you and Sarah all the best wishes for the big day. here's hoping you'll both be as happy as pigs in mud :DD

  • baubles and humbug

    Have you got your xmas decorations up yet? I haven't, in fact I haven't really got into the seasonal swing yet (apart from buying the bottles of xmas drinks for the girls), I suppose I will when I return to work tomorrow and see all the shoppers having a frenzy.
    Traditionally in our house we never put up decorations 'til after 16th as that is Lulus birthday and when she was small and I was a single parent I made sure she had a little birthday party that had absolutely nothing to do with Santa claus and jingle bells, then on the 17th we would get out the humble decorations and look forward to xmas.
    When Lulu left home 16 years ago I still kept to this tradition amid groans from Bella and cheers from t'old man (he wouldn't put them up at all..misery); so it looks like it will be the 17th again for me once more although I put up less and less each year.
    Bella has abandoned the family tradition and phoned me on the 2nd to say that she had bought a cheap supermarket tree and had decorated it already.
    face Ironic really as for the last six years she has complained about my old tree and nagged me to buy a real one.
    Well she's only young and it is the first time she has spent xmas in her own flat, they don't have much money to spare and I suppose she wants to make it festive for her boyfriend.
    As for Lulu she has managed to be on holiday on her birthday for the last five years and somehow when she returns from S.Africa on the 18th I don't think she will be bothering much this year!
    btw. they seem to be enjoying their time at the Lion park and her hubby has fully recovered from his brief illness. Two nights in a Johannesburg hospital. some antibiotics and £800 debited on the credit card...It is a good job he had comprehensive insurance.

  • It will pass

    I'm not feeling very well.
    I got up at 6.30 this morning and felt Ok considering the unearthly hour. I had breakfast then walked down to the bus stop and arrived at Lulu's house to let the plumbers in.
    They were there, outside her house, waiting for me even though I was 15 mins early. Pleasantries were exchanged as they told me their plan for the day then I departed and left them to get on with it.
    I called at the supermarket on the way home to stock up on meat,as t'old man's due home on Saturday and he loves his meat; whilst I was there I used the store's toilet and realised that I was suffering from a severe bladder infection.
    I have had symptoms for over a week but have been self medicating to keep it at bay but finally I had to admit defeat and report to the medical centre.
    The nurse there was lovely, she tested my urine and confirmed the presence of infection,she prescribed me some more antibiotics and told me to drink lots of cranberry juice; she also said she would sort my ears out for me if I was still 'deaf' next week.
    I have to go and lock up after the workmen now and I really don't feel like going out but there's no-one else to do it so I will have to.

  • His way of being friendly

    Charles Waterton liked to get under the dinner table and bite the legs of his guests like a dog;
    The husband of one of my colleagues (a real character who is quite nice normally) did that to me once in the foyer, (not under the dinner table).
    He snuck up to me from behind and pretended to bite my legs through my trousers 88|
    I jumped and he started barking :roll:
    I won't tell you what I said to him but the customers weren't half giving me some funny looks.:crazy:

    Oh well, an early night for me for a change as i've got to go to the daughter's 'building site' early tomorrow morning to let the plumbers in again :wave:

  • Charles Waterton and Walton Hall

    I have just been reading one of blog friend Lee954's posts and Charles Waterton is mentioned. I have a connection with him, that being that my mother gave birth to my brother in 1962 at the wonderful mansion house 'Walton Hall' which was Charles Waterton's birthplace too :)
    I was about 13 or 14 at the time and I thought it was wonderful going to 'meet' my brother for the first time by walking across the bridge to this fabulous house that was completely surrounded by water. I hadn't ventured far from the pit village where I grew up until then and although it wasn't very far away it seemed like another world to me back then.
    walton hall
    Walton Hall is set in Walton Park ("Waterton Park"), a few minutes stroll up the Barnsley Canal towpath (part of the Trans Pennine Trail) It can also be reached by footpath from the Waterton Countryside Discovery Centre in Anglers Country Park. Walton Park includes the Heronry and Stubbs Wood.
    It is an imposing building built in 1767 by Thomas Waterton, who demolished the original Elizabethan building, save for the Water Gate. The wrought iron footbridge erected by Thomas Waterton is the only permanent access to the island.
    The Hall's most famous occupant was Squire Charles Waterton, the 19th century adventurer and pioneering naturalist. One of England's oldest aristocratic families,
    In 1940 it was requisitioned by the government as a military hospital, and continued to be used as a maternity hospital after the war until around 1970.
    It is now a hotel.

    Charles Waterton's Creations
    Waterton was keen on preserving wildlife as 'stuffed' specimens, but he would also construct his own creations using bits from a variety of birds and animals and then give them very odd titles that often had a satirical motive.

    Charles Waterton's John Bull And The Debt
    CharlesWatertonJohnBullAndTheDebt
    A porcupine in a tortoiseshell with an almost human face is so weighed down by the National Debt of £800 million that it is overcome by six devils.

    Charles Waterton's strange creation titled 'The Nonedescript'
    waterton_nondescript
    Made from the skin of a howler monkey Waterton sometimes pretended this was a new species of animal he had discovered or a caricature of a customs officer who had charged him import duty on the animal skins.

  • Time to be put to pasture

    I've blogging for quite a while now as a founder member and my media gets rather full so periodically I have to delete some photos. I came across these photos which I posted just over a year ago and decided to show them again before I finally put them out to pasture. Awwww..Asda-Digital-Photo-Centre---my-albums1

    She's still up the top of the lane standing behind the gate at the bottom of a very long drive
    Asda-Digital-Photo-Centre---my-albums111

  • You wouldn't want to go there!

    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTYSHERIFF(ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

    Are these some of the reasons why?

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison complex.

    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.
    He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is therefore a waste of taxpayer money. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."

    He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails and took away their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies. He says: "they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles so they can assault innocent people when they leave."

    He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination.

    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

    When temperatures were even hotter than usual in Phoenix , about 2,000 inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa
    County Jail had been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.
    One day hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the tents, where temperatures reached 128 degrees. "This is hell. It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go. "It's inhumane."

    Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink is not one bit sympathetic, "Criminals should be punished for their crimes not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."

    He told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120 to 130 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

    Way to go, Sheriff! although he is constantly the subject of controversy and criticism,
    Amnesty International issued a report in 1997 critical of the treatment of inmates in Maricopa County facilities .
    Some feel that Sheriff Arpaio's actions are based less on a desire to serve the public and to lower crime, but on a need to derive power from appealing to popular prejudices which in turn hurt the public welfare.
    Criticism has also resulted, due to lawsuits filed against the sheriff’s office by family members of inmates killed in jail custody and in highspeed pursuits involving deputies. The lawsuits have cost Maricopa County more than $13.7 million in settlement claims.

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio is currently serving his fourth term in office, having won re-election in 1996, 2000, and 2004.
    To read lots more about this guy (and there is lots more) click below
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Arpaio

  • "Shut that door"

    "What a gay day"

    I've had lunch with my eldest daughter and received all the instructions for dealing with the tradesmen while she's away for the next two weeks...OK... no problem,  I hope.  I dashed from there and arrived at the church hall for our final dance class of the year and last rehearsal for our group dance due to be performed at the party tonight.  I feel on good form if not a litle creaky)
    so i'm really looking forward to it.
    The band has been arranged, the food has been prepared, there are at least 110 paying guests  as these occasions are when all of Mellissa's classes get together and really let their hair down.
    clothes line
    I shall spend the next few hours getting my glad rags sorted out, playing the music for the dance and forgetting about the woes of the world.

    It's great when you can please yourself what you do..isn't it?


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