The building site next door has had a huge amount of bricks and sand delivered.
They arrived in a huge builders supply wagon which had about ten gigantic wheels roaring down the lane and finally coming to rest on the grass verge which adjoins the tarmac pavement, yes the pavement that t'old man has so far successfully managed to keep wagons and skips from parking on.
Needless to say the wagon churned the turf up by about a foot deep and left tyre ridges for the whole length of the verge.
T'old man went ballistic as there is space in front of the neighbours house to offload deliveries where they could have quite easily parked.
He phoned up the council to try to take some preventative measures (i.e place cones in front of it) to minimise the risk of the whole pavement looking like a bomb has dropped on it but to no avail, the advice given was that we should wait until the next delivery and capture them red-handed by taking video footage of any destruction of the verges...err..I don't think so, it could be days 
Prior to this, in the course of the builders starting the 'Groundworks' for the extension they somehow managed to cause a blockage in the sewer which runs across the back gardens between the houses. It took them two days to sort it out and in the mean-time our man hole cover was off in order to moniter the toilet waste water level
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Of course, all I could think about was that rats live in sewers and I imagined that there would be scores of them climbing out and invading the house 
all in all it has been a crap couple of days so I won't bore you any more ..instead I will leave you with a joke that was e-mailed to me today
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THE PRICE OF A BRAIN
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and sombre. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news, ' he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.
Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves. '
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, ' Well, how much does a brain cost? '
The doctor quickly responded, '£5,000 for a male brain, and £200 for a female brain. '
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
' Why is the male brain so much more? '
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, ' It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used. '
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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SORRY FELLAS, I know you use yer brains sometimes
